Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Total reviews: 211
Average rating: 4.0 of 5
Holy Green Guacamole, Batman! Put that book down! 1 out of 5 stars.
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Whoa. I was actually shocked by how bad this book was. After a long stint of Kresley Cole, I guess I've been spoiled. Regardless, after having other Cole fans recommend Kenyon to me, I expected at least something above a High School level. Let me ... let me just write out one tiny little dialogue scene for you:
"Only on the outside," he said in a voice so low she wasn't sure she heard it.
"What was that?" She asked.
"I'm only human on the outside," he said louder. She caught the anguish in his gaze.
Pfffff. What's that? You didn't hear my emo loud enough? LET ME SPEAK MY EMO A LITTLE LOUDER.
Julian is constantly either whining about his tortured past, or trying to jump Grace, two extremes that don't really sync up. Boo hoo, I'm a sex slave for all eternity! Now let's have sex!
Then there's Grace, the chubby, never-had-an-orgasm SEX THERAPIST that is still tearing up over a college boy who used her and left her. Was his name Jeremiah, and did he work in the library? I think I know that guy! Oh, also her parents died. Yeah, you just keep hitting that Ben & Jerrys to eat away your sorrows.
The worst part about it is that I bought the next 2 books too, and I don't think I could force myself through them. Amazon should require an IQ test before allowing people to leave reviews!
Editorial Review:
Dear Reader,Being trapped in a bedroom with a woman is a grand thing. Being trapped in hundreds of bedrooms over two thousand years isn't. And being cursed into a book as a love-slave for eternity can ruin even a Spartan warrior's day.As a love-slave, I know everything about women. How to touch them, how to savor them, and most of all, how to pleasure them. But when I was summoned to fulfill Grace Alexander's sexual fantasies, I found the first woman in history who saw me as a man with a tormented past. She alone bothered to take me out of the bedroom and onto the world. She taught me to love again.But I was not born to love. I was cursed to walk eternity alone. As a general, I had long ago accepted my sentence. Yet now I have found Grace--the one thing my wounded heart cannot survive without. Sure, love can heal all wounds, but can it break a two-thousand-year-old curse?Julian of Macedon